yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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