Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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