I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
did you just send me my own nude
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
