so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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