Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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