that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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