What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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