Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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