I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
