Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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