Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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