North Korea, Best Korea!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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