North Korea, Best Korea!
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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