Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize