just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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