The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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