Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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