Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
