I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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