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My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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