I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
there is glitter all over my balls
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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