Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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