I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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