yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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