i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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