I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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