tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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