help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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