Pappa wants mamma naked
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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