I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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