so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
wanna go halves on a baby?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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