A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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