YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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