yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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