yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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