We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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