3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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