but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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