just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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