I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
