she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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