I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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