I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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