Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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