Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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