She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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