The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Im just a social blackout drinker.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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