my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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