I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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