it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
