I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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