The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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