why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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