the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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