having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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