Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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