The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
one two three fourrrrnication!
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My dad just said "fuck circus"
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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