at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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