My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
